Don’t Fall For It.

Customers don’t want to "engage" with brands, marketers don't need to "differentiate or die," traditional advertising is not dead, customer loyalty is overrated, customer personas are destructive, online advertising is a massive bubble waiting to pop, mission statements don’t inspire anyone, color psychology is a pseudoscience, and consumers will see right through any attempt to “identify with their values.”

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Austin Franke
I am the founder of Woo Punch, a brand consultancy specializing in brand design and branded advertising content.